Updates and Complaints

I just wanted to let all you nonexistent readers out there know that I'm going to post updates tomorrow. And now, for my complaints.

Anybody out there vegan, vegetarian, or know somebody who is? Yes? Then you must know these common questions/statements that we vegans/vegetarians hear every day.


Shit I Hear for Being Vegan:

- How do you live without bacon?
- Don't you miss meat?
- But what about cheese?
- I'll just make you some eggs then.
- Do you still eat chicken?
- But you eat fish right?
- Can you eat animal crackers?
- You're killing plants.
- You know, when I was vegan, I gained weight.
- How do you make milk out of almonds?
- What about butter?
- Is it bothering you that I'm eating meat?
- (while eating meat and or dairy) Mmmmmmm!
- Just eat the damn pizza!
- You must eat a lot of bread.
- Name one good thing about being vegan.
- That's not a good reason.
- You know you're going to become anemic right?
- You're not getting any protein, you know that right?
- It's because you're vegan.
- But you're not a real vegan right?
- Aren't you always hungry?
- Plants have feelings too.
- Why are you doing that to yourself?
- God you can't eat anything!


And here are two of my favorite conversations I've ever had:


- me: God where'd I get this bruise?
- friend: It's because you're vegan.


- friend: My food shits on you're food. (referring to this idiotic picture)
- me: Then I guess you're food eats it's own shit.

Anyone else hear any of that ever, or say any of that to anyone you know who is vegan/vegetarian? It drives me crazy! Can they at least be courteous and not say anything to me, it's not like I get on their case about eating meat! I tend to not tell people I'm vegan, it's only when I have to that I do mention it. Goodness gracious!!!!!

End Rant....